(via yo-urs)
Zayn Malik Shirtless Appreciation Post
probably the best thing on tumblr ever.
(Source: 1dteachmehowtosexy, via one-direction-aus)
(Source: white-kidsoncrack, via letsbangtogether)
So, I was creeping behind my little brother as he chatted some little 6th grade girl on AIM....
- Girl: hhave you heard of one direction? <3
- Brother: ya my sister is obsessed with them
- Girl: I AM TOO! OMG I LUVVV DEM! XD
- Brother: ew
- Girl: OMG DER SONG IS SO GOOD! ITS CALLED WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!! LOOK IT UP!
- Brother: I've heard it. It's terrible
- Girl: HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE IT?!?!
- Brother: They're gay
- Girl: OMIGOD NO THEY'RE NOT!
- Brother: okay
- Girl: which ones your fav?? :D
- Brother: idk
- Girl: I like liam zane and harry. the other two are ugly
- Me: THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!! *Grabs computer and types response*
- My response: Actually, bitch. First of all, there's not just their "song". They have an entire album. Secondly, they are gay. Ever heard of Larry Stylinson? Didn't think so. Thirdly, it's Zayn. Not Zane. Bitch. And Lastly, Niall and Louis are not "ugly". They are beautiful and I love them with my whole heart. Actually, they are my two favorite members. And yeah, you may believe that Liam, Zayn, and Harry have the greatest appeal to the eye, but Niall and Lou have the greatest appeal to the heart. If you actually knew anything about them, you'd realize this. So you can take your annoying Directionator ass and go fuck yourself. AMEN.
- Girl:
- Brother: sorry that was my sister!
- Girl:
- Brother:
- Girl: why ded she call mi a directionator? isnt that what they call their fans?
- Me: I'M GONNA DROP KICK THIS BITCH
(via whoree-galore)
(Source: leealovesyou, via jaime-leigh)
(Source: leealovesyou, via jaime-leigh)
#1DFact When Harry said “Caroline is hot” Niall replied with “since when are wrinkles hot?”
NIALL APPROVES:
Is that fact true?
IF THIS IS TRUE I’M GIVING NIALL A MEDAL
HAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. this is why i love nailler<3
(via dedicated-1d-fan)
